9,000,000 still waiting

Hmmm. Christain Mingle dot Com has "over 13,000,000 members" and "4,000,000 joined this year". That means some 9,000,000 people have been there at least a year and haven't "met [their] beautiful wife" yet.

God may be saying "it's your turn" but it doesn't look like this way is any more likely to set you up than any other.